To hell with France!!!
France sucks. I've been there before, and I can't stress enough how much I disliked that place: terrible food, extremely impolite people, no places to visit at all, everything is expensive, the people are ugly, dumb and smelly, and the list keeps growing.
Fuck, I'm such a bad loser…
France is a nice place, and all said above is not true (well, almost all).
We lost again to the same guys in a world cup, but this time it was different. This time we lost because… we simply did not try to score a goal! Maybe they just forgot that the game was QUARTER FINALS OF A WORLD CUP, for Christ's sake !!! Maybe Ronaldo was busy, eating the grass around him. Maybe Kaka, Juninho and Adriano drunk too much wine the day before and were feeling too sleepy to play. What's wrong with you guys?!?
And Ronaldinho!! What happened to you, man!? Close to one billion people were watching you, waiting for the magic assistances, or for the disconcerting dribbles. But no, you decided to spoil everybody's expectation and decided to appear as a mediocre player. Perhaps you felt sorry for all the mediocre players in the world and said: "on behalf of all my buddies who are below-the-average-nobody-notices players, I'll join you guys!". Oh c'mon, man, c'mon, what the heck was going on your mind! Where is the so famous Joga Bonito?! Joga Bonito my ass!!! You guys should go on public radio/television and apologize to everybody who spent valuable hours watching that joke. And Ronaldo: please get in shape, damn it!!! You’re a professional player, you cannot afford not being in shape! If you were me, then that would be ok since you'd be sitting your fat ass on a chair for 12h every single day, but you're a professional soccer player, keep buzzing that in your hear until one of your (only) two brain cells picks up the info! So STOP EATING LIKE A PIG!!!
I'm sorry, readers, but if you're Brazilian you know how I'm feeling, and I had to get this frustration out of me. I promise that upcoming blogs will be much more moderated. And in case Brazil does not learn in the next few years, here is a picture of me preparing for 2010:
Fuck, I'm such a bad loser…
France is a nice place, and all said above is not true (well, almost all).
We lost again to the same guys in a world cup, but this time it was different. This time we lost because… we simply did not try to score a goal! Maybe they just forgot that the game was QUARTER FINALS OF A WORLD CUP, for Christ's sake !!! Maybe Ronaldo was busy, eating the grass around him. Maybe Kaka, Juninho and Adriano drunk too much wine the day before and were feeling too sleepy to play. What's wrong with you guys?!?
And Ronaldinho!! What happened to you, man!? Close to one billion people were watching you, waiting for the magic assistances, or for the disconcerting dribbles. But no, you decided to spoil everybody's expectation and decided to appear as a mediocre player. Perhaps you felt sorry for all the mediocre players in the world and said: "on behalf of all my buddies who are below-the-average-nobody-notices players, I'll join you guys!". Oh c'mon, man, c'mon, what the heck was going on your mind! Where is the so famous Joga Bonito?! Joga Bonito my ass!!! You guys should go on public radio/television and apologize to everybody who spent valuable hours watching that joke. And Ronaldo: please get in shape, damn it!!! You’re a professional player, you cannot afford not being in shape! If you were me, then that would be ok since you'd be sitting your fat ass on a chair for 12h every single day, but you're a professional soccer player, keep buzzing that in your hear until one of your (only) two brain cells picks up the info! So STOP EATING LIKE A PIG!!!
I'm sorry, readers, but if you're Brazilian you know how I'm feeling, and I had to get this frustration out of me. I promise that upcoming blogs will be much more moderated. And in case Brazil does not learn in the next few years, here is a picture of me preparing for 2010:
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